except FUCK YOU WOMEN CAN WEAR PANTS IF THEY WANT
*You can substitute pants (at the same level of formality/casualness) in any of these situations.
But this is real good for reference.
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner